here be my test results

What homestuck character are you?

Your Result: Dirk

You are a very cool dude according to your friends but you are very self conscious and you hate yourself. You are actually pretty smart and you've built a thing or two.

Which Team Sleuth member would date you?

Your Result: Pickle Inspector

You've got the sweetest member (Also tallest)! You're lucky! This guy may be an alcoholic and may not be the best looking OR the strongest, but, as said before, he's the sweetest and will probably be the best boyfriend you can get! He's polite too!