So heres the remote thing that I had to dig up. I think it was a stupid mistake on his end to bury the damn thing, but whatever I guess.

This feels like cheating, almost. It shouldn't have been THIS easy to find a way home, should it?
...I had to kill a person to get this, the hard parts already over with. I deserve the easy victory for my troubles.

I proceeded to rally everyone up and take them back to the present. That's it, that's the ending you get. Were you expecting more or something? Go home, man. I'm done with this fucking story. I'm already tired enough as is.